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The act of breaking up with your significant other through the offering of poo cake. Essentially, the slighted party bakes an extravagant cake for their partner, takes a dump on top and then leaves it for them as a gift. Often, a goodbye message such as, "Piss off, asshole", will be written in red icing as well.
Bill: "Hey Brad, did you break up with Suzie after you caught her cheating on you?"

Brad: "Yes. I left her a lovely defecake on her dorm room table earlier today. Hope the whore and her roommates enjoy it."

Bill: "Nice."
defecake by sillyrabbit2011 March 19, 2011

defecatorade 

1. (n) Any beverage consumed while amidst on the toilet releasing a defecation.

2. (n) electrolyte-abundant drinks one consumes to keep hydrated while suffering from diarrhea or any other fluid-draining illness
1) "Hey broski, could ya roll me an Arnold Palmer? I'm gonna be in here for awhile and could use a refreshing defecatorade."

2) "Mom, when you stop at the store could you pick up some Mountain Berry Blast? I've got a nasty case of shiss and need some defecatorade to stay hydrated.
defecatorade by TinyT37 November 4, 2012

defecantor 

–noun (verb: defecant)

1. One who conducts the liturgical portion of a service and sings or chants the prayers and parts of prayers designed to be performed as solos while voiding excrement from the bowels through the anus; One who has a bowel movement and sings during the process.

2. One who combines song, esp. classical or religious chants, with taking a dump.
1. The defecantor firmly released the mudpiles from his anus as he melodically recited the "Loquetur Dominus, Introit for Week XXXIV of Ordinary Time."

2. "Rabbi Shlomo Fine, a well respected Hazzan, loves to recite 'Akdamut' as he sprays the porcelain toilet bowls of his synagogue with party favors. He's a true defecantor!"

3. "Dude, my roommate's such a fucking defecantor! Every time he takes a shit, I can hear him singing Psalm 119!!! As soon as he starts I know the bathroom will be tied up for at least an hour. Fucking asshole."
defecantor by Hairy Bungaloo April 8, 2009

defecating 

It was so Scary he was defecating him self.
defecating by Yo D@ddy June 11, 2006

defecatorium

A large room usually in a public place that houses a large number of toilets. It's a contraction of "defecate" and "auditorium".
There were so many crappers in the room, it felt like a "defecatorium"
defecatorium by Caasi Notwen October 17, 2011

post-defecation euphoria 

The unbridled joy experienced by a domestic house cat following a bowel movement. Often leads to abnormal playfulness and spurts of energy. Humans can experience this phenomenon, but the human response is more internalized.
The cat woke me up last night darting back and forth down the hallway. I'm guessing it was post-defecation euphoria. Can't blame the guy.