defecatorade

1. (n) Any beverage consumed while amidst on the toilet releasing a defecation.

2. (n) electrolyte-abundant drinks one consumes to keep hydrated while suffering from diarrhea or any other fluid-draining illness

1) "Hey broski, could ya roll me an Arnold Palmer? I'm gonna be in here for awhile and could use a refreshing defecatorade."

2) "Mom, when you stop at the store could you pick up some Mountain Berry Blast? I've got a nasty case of shiss and need some defecatorade to stay hydrated.

by TinyT37 November 4, 2012