frittering 

spazing out due to maximum frustration or uber meth smoking symptoms include erratic behavior, wide eyes, shaking , and rapid placement of lounge furniture.

Joe was frittering out after a hard night on it......

gaz started to convulse due to his frittering that night....

frittering by doughboi12345 August 7, 2012

drittering 

Driving while posting to your twitter account. Usually thorough your iphone or blackberry

I was drittering about the crappy driver in front my me while heading to work

drittering by renegadepotato March 30, 2009

Clittering 

To rub, feel, or roll the ball on your blackberry as if it was a clitoris of a female. Can be used as a verb.

Yo Joe are you actually texting or are you just clittering?

Clittering by Ksmitts December 7, 2009

Cratering

When used in the context of video games, Cratering refers to taking damage and/or dying from falling. Refers to the idea that when an object hits another object at high speed (in this case, your body hits the ground) it leaves a crater.

Hooray cratering into water when a death knight has waterwalking on.

Cratering by Shaytan November 15, 2016

Chitterlings 

Pig intestines. They smell like shit even after they are cleaned and cooked. They will make your house smell like shit, your hands and body smell like shit, and your breath smell like shit.

I can't tell you what Chitterlings taste like because I couldn't bring myself to eat something that smelled like shit.
Steve: "I heard Herb's wife left him because his breath smelled like Chitterlings"
Frank: "Whew! That's some smelly shit"

Chitterlings by Maa-sha December 15, 2008

Critterication 

Communicating with critters, particularly pets, as if they are small children.
This voice is usually higher pitched and contains a great deal of gibberish.

"Come here Tiger! Mommy is going to work now!! Oooohh Mommy's going to miss her 'yiddle' boy! Yes she is!!"

"Wow Lucy is getting crazy with that critterication! Does she think the dog likes it??"

Critterication by Rax1134 October 25, 2009

Cluttering 

Cluttering (also called tachyphemia) is a speech disorder and a communication disorder characterized by speech that is difficult for listeners to understand due to rapid speaking rate, erratic rhythm, poor syntax or grammar, and words or groups of words unrelated to the sentence. Cluttering has in the past been viewed as a fluency disorde

hey you clutters..
i have a cluttering proble..i speak fast to understand...

Cluttering by pankh January 20, 2012