Cranal 

When you have such good anal and you feel it in your Cranium.

“Becky! It was mindblowing! It wasn’t just anal, but it was...CRANAL!”

Cranal by Ladybug E July 1, 2018

cranal lube 

A word derived from a mixing of crappy, anus, and lube.

"Hey my ass is on fire!"
"Don't worry. Just put it out with some cranal lube."

cranal lube by Willy (310-663-6624) May 1, 2006

crapalini 

Italian bullshit.

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.

crapalini by martinmicci April 28, 2014

Canal Water 

Menstrual flow.

When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"

Canal Water by Joey Buffalo January 24, 2015

cranial rectitis 

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."

Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?

cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

canal 

The soft spot between a girls thighs where a guy can rest his boner at night.

Chad 's boner was tired so he placed it in Keirsten's canal and filled it up with a river of semen.

canal by JDawg 316 April 2, 2016

Cranklin 

Franklin, NC

a place full of old people, and lots of meth, coke, and pot.

lil crack too...

*FHS douche-bag dumb-asses*

-Another meth lab blew to shit!

-Oh damn son! thats Cranklin for you..

Cranklin by Gizmoisdaman May 20, 2010