glue condom

the leftover glue on glue bottle cap that dries, blocking any other glue from coming out

Friend 1: Ach, the bloody glue won't come out!

Friend 2: Did you take the glue condom off the cap?

Friend 1: (peels glue condom off) Genius!

by Lick the Toes Dawg May 7, 2009

Gravy Flavored Condom

Condoms evil Turkey's use.

I found this extra small gravy flavored condom wrapper outside, I think an evil Turkey raped someone tonight.

You: "I want to have sex on Thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can I find a gravy flavored condom?"

Friend: "You will have to find the evil Turkey and borrow one."

by The Turkie August 15, 2011

Condom

What broke last night.

Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.

by BBPow August 15, 2010

Condolence High Five

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022

Coffee Condom

A cardboard sleeve made to insulate to-go coffee cups.

I did not use a coffee condom and my espresso got cold. I should learn to practice safe drinking.

by Dr Piggapuss October 1, 2018

Condom

Savior to many who fear child support.

Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Condom

A rain jacket for your penis.

"Dad, what's a condom?"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"

by SKKW1313 June 10, 2015