Drive-by Cunting 

When an individual walks into a crowded, yet quiet venue (like a 7-11 or Target) and yells loudly "CUNT!!!!!" creating a massive state of confusion for the general public. Typically, said individual has their friends arrive first so they may discreetly witness this ambush.

whilst picking up some provisions at the corner store*

Man Walks in:
"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shocked old lady to fellow shopper:
"Oh Heavens! did he really just say that?"
"Yea lady, that's what we call a drive-by cunting around here"

Drive-by Cunting by werdtown February 18, 2010

Chuning Choke 

While giving a blow job, the man rams his dick too far down the women's throat, causing her to vomit all over the male's dick.

"Did you hear about Laura last night? She Chuning Choked!"
"Oh man! That must of been messy for Johnny!"

Chuning Choke by Tacobutt June 10, 2014

Counting With Jerold 

The best counter

Counting With Jerold count to 4
okay
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Counting With Jerold by ismelltheindoorsnow November 12, 2020

Butt Chunging 

The act of stabbing one’s flaccid penis in the tip with a fork of any kind, and snaking it up another’s ass hole; then proceeding to get and erection and killing the other person via internal explosion of blood from the penis.

The whore was likely killed by butt chunging when the man left with from the bar last night.

Butt Chunging by PistachioBoiii May 20, 2019

cuntington 

Derogatory term for one who is an upper class toff

"Look, there goes a fucking cuntington, his mum is loaded son!"

cuntington by Shayson May 23, 2007

counting pockets

The act of assuming or guessing other people's finances or net worth. Some take it a step further and actually try to suggest how others should spend their money.

"You make enough money off of sponsorships, you should take a pay cut to help bring in more players for your team."
"Stop counting pockets and worry about yo damn self."

counting pockets by KD's Burner Page October 14, 2017

bean counting 

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.

I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.

bean counting by soreofhing July 6, 2009