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Blanderize

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The act of converting a highly flavoursome or spicy dish of african/asian/etc origin, to a bland, dull and less spicy-flavoured version. This consequently makes it suitable for consumption by mainstream english-speaking people who have conservative food tastes. This can also be applied to bland/dull dishes created in the western world but attributed to foreign origins.
The famous curry-influenced cuisine of India was blanderized by the introduction of spiceless packet curry mixes to the shelves of a local supermarket.

Chow mein is a recently created meal of the 20th century, comprising of generic meat, vegetables and spices. It is often attributed to china, but has more local american origins.
by polyhistor May 5, 2009
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Blenderzeus.

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An unstoppable force known for its largeness in size. Also known as "The Gun"
"Blenderzeus."
by Wolfpack Blenderzeus August 18, 2011
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blenderhead

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Somebody who uses Blender alot, and can do everything quick and great looking.
Blender.org

Shadowdragon is a blenderhead
by CheapAlert April 28, 2004
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blendering

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Rendering a picture in your pc with blender, therefore pushing your computer to the absolute max.
Person 1: Hey why is your computer so loud?
Person 2: I'm just blendering, no big deal

Person 1: Dude that's dangerous for the cpu
Person 2: How?

Person 1: The computer sounds like it's gonna explode!
by MyPenJustBroke October 10, 2017
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Blendering

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The act of eating and spitting out food while having sex. Creating a blender like environment.
"OH MY GOD! Blendering was so awesome last night! I still have nachos in my hair..."
person 2: "Gross"
camera man: ;)
by TeacherBigRed!;) August 9, 2012
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private blendering

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Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.
Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"

Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"
by NJDlover30 April 11, 2009
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Binderize Me Captain!

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An expression that means the person is being told this should find, make or steal a binder and shove it up their own ass so deep that they're bleeding.
by Hannibal King 969 June 16, 2009
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