Batin 

When you masturbate discretely, but carelessly, in a public setting.

I'm pretty sure Zach has been batin behind his desk for the past 3 hours.

Batin by Bub-Tub Half Chub May 31, 2015

batin 

meaning to overlook something, that's given in a perceptive way.

My attorney is batin the law to benefit and to give an illusion of what it really is.

batin by legal bird January 24, 2022

Batin' the Bacon 

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.

Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."

Batin' the Bacon by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010

Batin' Hoop

Engaging in copulation.
slang. derived from 'beating hoop'

Cork City, Ireland

I was batin' hoop wit your ol' doll last night--- I had sexual intercourse with your girlfriend/wife last night

Batin' Hoop by CarWan2Base February 6, 2004

batin' shorts 

Shorts one wears that hides all evidence of masturbation.

Mom: I see you've been batin' boy.
Kid: Mom! not in company.

Mom: Don't worry, you're wearing batin' shorts.

Kid: oh yea! thanks mom. I love you.

They kiss

batin' shorts by sumthinmonthofmay May 11, 2009

Batin' Station 

Secret spot where you go in your house to masturbate. Sometimes adorned with mags, lotion, and tissues.

Brb man, I'm going to use the batin' station.

Batin' Station by ClancyJones May 28, 2013

Batin' me up 

To lead someone on, pretend you are something or to act like you want something.

James asked me for some weed bruv but he was just batin' me up, he didn't have the doe!

Batin' me up by ForellazBruv September 30, 2013