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Shorts one wears that hides all evidence of masturbation.
Mom: I see you've been batin' boy.
Kid: Mom! not in company.

Mom: Don't worry, you're wearing batin' shorts.

Kid: oh yea! thanks mom. I love you.

They kiss
by sumthinmonthofmay May 11, 2009
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