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Statuary Abolitionism 

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.
You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...
Statuary Abolitionism by YAWA July 26, 2020
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absorbtion 

A common misspelling of the word "absorption"
Although it’s “absorbed” and “absorbing,” the correct spelling of the noun is “absorption.”
This sentence contains the word "absorbtion" because I am forced to use that word in a sentence.
absorbtion by Penbiks August 20, 2006

Abolitionist 

A person who campaigns for the abolition (= banning) of something.
A person who campaigned for the abolition of slavery is an abolitionist.
Abolitionist by Jafje May 25, 2007

abolitionista 

(noun) a Polish cocktail involving apple juice and zubrowka. Will result in your blacking out.
- Dude. What the hell happened last night? Did I drink any abolitionistas?
- Yeah, man. You blacked out.
abolitionista by dcd$ January 21, 2011

Ablution 

1. Religious ritual, performed, a cleansing of the body.
2. A habit or routine.
Sally performed her morning ablutions which consisted of taking a shower, brushing her hair and teeth.
Ablution by Yegge June 18, 2006

Total Absorption 

Holding in ones hits of Marijuana (High grade only my niggas) Until no smoke comes out.

See: Ghost Hit
When hot boxing I've been known to hold my breath until i reach "total absorption with my roof hit!" Choom gang shout out Ray u my nigga!!

Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.
A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."