abominable retard 

A grown ass man or woman that wears a full on snow suit in public place such as work or a shopping mall.

Look who walked in the door is that who I think it is? Yep it’s the abominable retard herself.

abominable retard by Homeless Guy's pants May 4, 2018

abominable snowjob 

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

abominable snowjob by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014

abominable penis 

When one's man tool or chicken is so massive that it hangs out of one's pants and drags accross the floor leaving a trail of blood and blistering the head and shaft.

"That dude had an abominable penis?"

abominable penis by Naes Ttekcup September 25, 2005

Abominable Snowman 

When an individual (male of female) rubs their hands down with ice until freezing cold. They then proceed to give a hand job to their unsuspecting victim.

Shelly gave Mark and abominable snowman last night. Oh shit does he have frostbite?

Abominable Snowman by iamzepie March 28, 2010

abominable snowman 

verb: When you finish in your hand, then subsequently toss it in your face. Most times it is accompanied by a frightening facial expression and/or a loud grunt.

I totally abominable snowmanned this chick the other day in a fuddrucker's bathroom, she freaked out.

abominable snowman by GetThatNut August 17, 2010

Abominable Trailer 

Cranky replusive high school student who threatens those smaller than him but is still constantly mocked. Hated by funny Jamaican Earth Science teacher.

"I almost went blind looking at Abominable trailer!"

Abominable Trailer by Barry G. May 13, 2004

Abominable Snow Daddy 

A father who gets completely covered in snow while using the snowblower.

Tim became the Abominable Snow Daddy after spending 2 hours clearing the driveway and sidewalk in front of our house.

Abominable Snow Daddy by SarahS February 25, 2007