satin varnished dawn 

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.

He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.

satin varnished dawn by duckshe March 7, 2017

foul tarnished 

Someone unfit, even to graft

Godrick the Grafted: Foul Tarnished, thou'rt unfit even to graft

foul tarnished by Nuttjob97 April 9, 2022

Zarnished 

To be on another level of stoned. Basically being 11/10 stoned

Bruh im super zarnished right now after those 4 blunts

Zarnished by Yung Fiji Fre$h February 13, 2019

male varnish 

Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner

"hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all"

male varnish by Luke Fryer October 1, 2008

Varnishing the O 

1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.

I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!

Varnishing the O by Rowl2000 April 19, 2009

Varnishing Your Wood 

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex

Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

Varnishing Your Wood by joshinho April 8, 2010

garnished

Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank

Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.

garnished by Matt March 25, 2005