vagitation

Pubic hair surrounding the vagina.

She has thick vagitation.

vagitation by Vagillionaire May 30, 2009

vagitation

The quantity and quality of vagina at a party or location.

Aaron: This party is a total sausage fest.

Sam: yea, the vagitation is weak.

vagitation by Sam_ July 12, 2006

Vagitation

Vagitation: 1. Any number of common physical manifestations of emotional disturbance seen most frequently in personality-disordered women; often misdiagnosed as restless leg syndrome, irritable bowel syndrome, and chronic fatigue syndrome.

2. The withdrawal experienced in the absence of sufficient bumps-to-the-vag; horniness.

1. "Patient presents with unrelenting vagitation following the discontinuation of her Xanax."

2. "Well what did you expect, Frank? I've been vagitating since your back surgery; I had to get my vag bumped somewhere!"

Vagitation by brsmith23 June 10, 2010

Vagitational pull 

The vagitational pull is the attraction that the vagina exerts on an object or that an object exerts on the vagina.

Vagitational pull always causes my lighter to end up in between my legs or under my butt.

Vagitational pull by AlethalFairy November 17, 2022

vagitation

The pubic hair of a vagina.

"Dude, did you see that girls vagitation?"

"Oh yeah that would make a woolly mammoth jealous!"

vagitation by SharpieAJ February 9, 2009

Vagitate 

verb, -tat•ed, -tat•ing.

For men, the progressive and aggressive move or force into violent, irregular action resultant from a conversation with a woman.

A term whose origination is best derived from the “failure to communicate” syndrome depicted in “Cool Hand Luke” and John Gray’s book “Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus”

Husband: "My wife vagitated me so much last night that I pushed her into the closet".

Vagitate by DrMikeman November 18, 2010

Vagitation

1. A growth, possibly a plant or fungi, growing from the vagina.

Oh my god! Beth has a nasty case of vagitation.

Vagitation by Todd R Minner September 26, 2007