mushroom uppercut 

while a man is titty fucking a woman and his penis hits her chin, or "uppercuts"

Thanks for the mushroom uppercut Jim, you really knocked that tooth loose.

mushroom uppercut by long johnston December 27, 2007

Canadian Uppercut 

A powerful cunt punch.

When your bitch is acting up and she won’t listen, drop to one knee and give her a power Canadian Uppercut to the cunt.

Canadian Uppercut by Dogtooth Crew June 1, 2019

dick-uppercut 

When you use your well-trained pubococcygeus muscle (the make-your-cock-jump muscle) to give your beloved one an uppercut. Doesn't really enhance sexual gratification, but if you accomplish this feat, you can officially call yourself Iron Crotch.

- I gave her a dick-uppercut and knocked her out cold. She was so amazed when she woke up that she married me and we were happy ever after.

dick-uppercut by relevant man April 8, 2008

left hook with an uppercut 

when your penis bends upward and to the left

Look at Mike's cock it has a serious left hook with an uppercut

left hook with an uppercut by CARS December 8, 2005

Emu Uppercut 

Grabbing a can of beer (preferably Emu Export) shotgunning it, then uppercutting the can as hard and high into the air as possible.

Mate, did you see Warren Emu Uppercut that tin out front of the pub the other night ? He fuckin’ sent it !!

Emu Uppercut by MC BBQ December 29, 2020

Thor's Uppercut 

When you pull your boner between ur legs making it look as if u have a vagina(mangina). And you command your woman to "lick your pussy" and as she's just about to lick your mangina you yell "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE" while simultaneously opening your legs enough to release your hard mighty chosen penis, which will smack her under her chin, nose, or an eye.

Johan: Yo Chosen One, you think you're gonna get lucky tonight with that chick?

B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..

Johan: yee

Thor's Uppercut by JustLaugh=| January 31, 2012

tiger uppercut

A move that Sagat from Street Fighter uses to knock out his oppenents.

b button, up, down, up, down ... TIGER UPPERCUT!!!

tiger uppercut by seank September 8, 2006