Fumble the bag 

Messing up when the stakes are of high importance, especially in an RVK flex game. Then proceeding to lose out on a significant gain (usually in terms of finances or LP points).

B: "Ja som hrával Zeda"
B: *Proceeds to fumble the bag on Zed*
V: "gg enemy Katarina 25 kills, that epic fail, go next"

Fumble the bag by Trabala May 5, 2023

Fumble the bag 

Messing up when the stakes are high, and losing out on a (usually financial or LP) gain.

B: "Ja som hrával Zeda"
B: *Picks Zed and proceeds to fumble the bag*
V: "gg that epic fail, go next"

Fumble the bag by anonymous May 5, 2023

Fumble the bag 

What Peter did after breaking up with Rachel

"Can't believe he could fumble the bag like that"

Fumble the bag by chikikikiki October 28, 2023

fumble the bag 

Haley Rhonda Maxwell

This bitch knows how to fumble the bag

fumble the bag by Edward Binco Jarvis March 23, 2024

fumble on the one 

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

fumble on the one by incognicola December 27, 2011

Fumble in the Jungle

When you finger a girl with a lot of public hair.

Male 1: Did you get off with that hairy Mary the other night?
Male 2: Yeah man, and I had a proper fumble in the jungle.

Fumble in the Jungle by Zedav September 6, 2016

fumble in the dark 

The act of fumbling in the dark is like having accidental sex
When your in the heat of the moment and anything can happen

We took a fumble in the dark

fumble in the dark by BeauTheDude July 1, 2017