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charging the mound 

Another term for anal sex. In the baseball analogy, where home is classified as vaginal sex, third is oral sex, etc., there is an absence of anal in most accepted versions. Charging the mound is an accepted term.
Man 1: Get this, I was charging the mound with that girl last night!
Man 2: She let you do anal?!? You lucky bastard.
charging the mound by Fister Roboto December 16, 2010
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mocha on the mound 

Taking a shit on a pregnant woman's belly.
Also, wiping your ass on a woman's pubes
She didn't want to see me after I gave her Mocha on The Mound
mocha on the mound by Droad May 7, 2008

tapping the mound 

a man lightly pressing on the mons pubis
The Statehouse aide was tapping the mound on his housewife.
tapping the mound by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Charge the mound 

She sucked my dick so hard, I had to charge the mound.

Charge the mound 

A violent overreaction to getting hit unintentionally that often results in the victim of the unintentional strike to lash back with unwholly force

Originates from the baseball term of the same name which usually occurs when the batter is unintentionally hit by a pitch. Albeit in other sports it can take several forms like in karate can be a throw.
When i was in karate the other day, my partner kicked me in the thumb. It hurt so bad that I wanted to charge the mound.
Charge the mound by ErPhox05 March 10, 2024

sound from the brown mound 

I got on the bus and heard a sound from the brown mound. Two minutes later I had to get off.

The Mondays 

A day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. The day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won't be going by fast at all. Symptoms generally include feeling like crap, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of The Mondays." ~ Office Space
The Mondays by Kmetzman April 23, 2006