the 7 deadly sins

1 PRIDE
2 Wrath
3 Lust
4 Sloth
5 Gluttony
6 Greed
7 Envy

Every sin is rooted from the first sin commited in universe: Pride. Satan was so proud of himself being the strongest angel, he thought he could rebel against God.

the 7 deadly sins by nikkan_hanil July 1, 2004

the 7 I's of Steve Jobs 

7 simple English words, all starting, as the name suggests, with the letter I and that epitomize the beaury of technological development across almost all human civilizations

The 7 I's of Steve Jobs are innovation, imagination, ingenuity,invention, integration, interpretation, intuition

the 7 I's of Steve Jobs by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2016

The 7 Day Theory 

The theory of 2pac faking his death. The number 7 is involved with this theory.

2pac is alive cuz the 7 day theory says so.

The 7 Day Theory by jerome December 6, 2003

The 7 Deadly Sins

Pride, envy, anger, sloth, greed, gluttony, and lust. Seven acts of human nature. That fact supports the philosophically acceptable belief that said sins only become sin when largely overindulged in. Extreme overindulgence of which are the results of stupidity and can in fact lead to death.

Devotee: So you mean Father that I can do all those things as long as I think and use my head?

Oh So Holy One: Yes son, just be sure and wash your hair afterwards.

The 7 Deadly Sins by Reverend Chaos September 3, 2003

The 7 Stages of being High 

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality

2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz

3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth

4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems

5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.

6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place

7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.

G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this

15 min later....

G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)

The 7 Stages of being High by Dr. Hoy April 24, 2010

the 7 words u cant say on T.V. 

shit,piss,fuck,cunt,cocksucker,mother fucker,tits.

the 7 words u cant say on T.V. is shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

the 7 words u cant say on T.V. by tizzle p October 20, 2008

The 7 levels of shitting 

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.

Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."

The 7 levels of shitting by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017