Swooping
Swooping by Juciy jamba July 5, 2018
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A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping
hawk-swooping by boocs March 17, 2022
Swooping
Swooping by Scherrlock February 19, 2017
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In a tragic swooping incident, Michael Phelps won the gold but lost his dignity;
bill had a burrito before going in the ocean and he started swooping;
Sorry I swooped in your pool;
I was swooping non-stop after taking a laxative before swim team practice.
bill had a burrito before going in the ocean and he started swooping;
Sorry I swooped in your pool;
I was swooping non-stop after taking a laxative before swim team practice.
swooping by SwoopDoggyDog August 7, 2013
Swooping
A two-step process involving a swooper that asserts dominance over a swoopee.
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and “dry orgasm.”
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and “dry orgasm.”
No, no!! Please don’t swoop me again! I’m still sore from last time!”
We were just chilling when one of our friends came out of nowhere and began swooping us.
We were just chilling when one of our friends came out of nowhere and began swooping us.
Swooping by Neil deGrasse Tys0n July 28, 2018
Swooping
A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.
-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."
-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."
-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."
Swooping by Mr Cnowledge February 15, 2015