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lemonade squeeze

When you are giving anal to a person and you pee inside of their asshole and they squeeze it out like a creampie.
Hey what are you doing
I'm going to give you a lemonade squeeze
EWW!!

squeeze my lemon 

Old blues singer code for male masturbation.
"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"

-Robert Johnson
squeeze my lemon by Smurfman256 October 4, 2017

Squeeze a Lemon 

Take a piss.

Derived from childs' saying I need to make lemonade.
Sorry I bailed on you Dude but I had to go Squeeze a Lemon.

Man 1: Where's Donny?

Man 2: He's off Squeezing a Lemon.
Squeeze a Lemon by Cubbybearks September 1, 2009

Lemon Squeeze

The act of squeezing a mans balls with such intensity that he passes out from the pain and sexual stimulation, then proceeds to urinate all over himself.
That bitch put the Lemon Squeeze on him so hard it looked like he was swimming in a kiddie pool.

Lemon Squeeze

Fluid response to act of squeezing the "lemon"
After placing his penis in his partners mouth Pedro was greeted with an unusually hard grab to his testicles (the lemon squeeze). Pedros natural response was to release his tangy tart urine (fluid) to his partner by the mouthful.
Lemon Squeeze by twistedmind June 27, 2012

lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.
I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.
lemon squeeze by lemons January 6, 2006