Dracula sneeze
"Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."

Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad," Eliot said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh."

During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.

Dracula Sneeze by L3 January 13, 2010

Word of the Day on January 15, 2022

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Minister of Sneers

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.

Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

Minister of Sneers by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008

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Logan Paul Sneeze

Logan's stupid fucking excuse to lose a boxing match to KSI

KSI : yo i won bruh

Logan : nigga i sneezed 3 times this morning

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Logan Paul Sneeze by JahsehOompaLoompa November 13, 2019

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Sneeze Atheist

A person who doesn't say "Bless you" or "Gesundheit" after hearing someone else sneeze and anyone who ignores or prefers not to receive such a response after sneezing.

Greg cringes at work after sneezing when the chorus of "bless you", "bless you" rolls in. He sneezes a couple of times most mornings in his process of waking up after getting to work. He finds his coworkers annoying in their ritual and has become a "Sneeze Atheist".

Sneeze Atheist by Commuter on Breeze December 16, 2012

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