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Schlompin’ 

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.
Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.
Schlompin’ by Heffae June 25, 2019

schlupping 

v. To carry an object or objects from one location or another, usually with some amount of difficulty.
Schlupping bags from one end of the terminal to the other is a pain in the ass.
schlupping by Fordfox April 25, 2006

schlepping ball paste 

1. The act of exerting all one's energy to the point of fatigue and a moist scrotum.

2. Drinking excessively at such bars as the Ankah(sp?), the Onion, or the Lobstaaaahhh(sp?)(Beverly/Salem, Ma).

3. The furthering of any and all drug/alcohol indused motives.

4. Overall, actions opposite those of stupid, unintelligilbe "Jimmy(s) from Danvers".
"What's going on?"

"I'M SCHLEPPING BALL PASTE!!!!"
schlepping ball paste by Oh shure December 1, 2009

schlooping 

the act of sitting down on a hot day
Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.
schlooping by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008

schlomping 

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.
i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.
schlomping by girl April 20, 2004

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.
I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.
schplorking by Luke January 12, 2005