a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a
single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss
America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of
96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all
48 contiguous states.
Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a
doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the
right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next
day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's
boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.
