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Politisimp 

A person who idolizes and worships a politician that doesn't give two shits about them
"Why is he being such a politisimp for the candidate?"
"I know right, as if he's expecting that she will congratulate him for voting her"

politisophical

Thoughts and musings that are both political and philosophical.
Dave: You know why the government banned marijuana man, its because they couldn't handle it. They just couldn't handle it.

Ed: Dave, shut up. You're getting politisophical on me. Now pass that shit!
politisophical by christopherb September 22, 2007

Politist 

A person with a predjudice belief that one political party, particularly the one they belong to, is superior to others.
That person is so politist. They think that people who do not align with their political views are ignorant, and they express an outward hatred toward them.
Politist by Penpop November 8, 2012

politisex 

Anything related to the intersection of politics and sex.
1) I miss the the 1990s. Instead of our president sending our soldiers off to die for nothing, the big news was Clinton engaging in a little politisex with chubby interns.

2) I want to have politisex with that hot congresswoman.

3) Dude, on every campaign I work for I get lots of hot politisex with other horny young staffers.
politisex by PolitiSexy Chick January 27, 2007

policism 

Noun:

1 - Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership in law enforcement.

2 - A belief that being a police officer is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities.
1 - People who think all police are are racist or pigs are guilty of policism.

2 - Colin kaepernick wearing pig socks is policism.
policism by JustTakingABreak July 6, 2020

politispeak 

Politicians calling something by another name to reduce its impact; to make it misleading.
Politispeak: The Fort Hood shooting was "workplace violence" rather than "an act of terrorism."
Politispeak: Cancer is no longer cancer if it's "indolent lesions of epithelial origin” which the Feds now want to call some forms.
politispeak by lvfinn October 2, 2013