politispeak 

Politicians calling something by another name to reduce its impact; to make it misleading.

Politispeak: The Fort Hood shooting was "workplace violence" rather than "an act of terrorism."
Politispeak: Cancer is no longer cancer if it's "indolent lesions of epithelial origin” which the Feds now want to call some forms.

politispeak by lvfinn October 2, 2013

Polispeak 

Noun. Polispeak is a term used to describe quotes made by politicians, which are usually stupid, funny, confusing, or attract media attention for one reason or another.

"Jack, what did you say to Jill about Bill!?"
"All I did was have 'a short and jocular conversation' with her, it wasn't serious!"
"Nice use of Polispeak"
"Thanks, that Peter Garrett quote attracts attention anywhere nowdays"

Polispeak by Over the Hill December 27, 2007

Polispeak 

The language used by politicians that is neutral, non-offensive, or milquetoast. It is intended not to commit to any particular idea, action, or value except for the safety of the politician or the party.

When Senator Smith was asked if he would protect Medicare, he answered with polispeak saying that he would support what is best for the country.

Polispeak by ZeroSpaulding February 16, 2025