pfaff 

it means someone who is stupid, a loser, annoying, or and idiot

"omg ur so stupid, u pfaff"

pfaff by frankyoooo May 21, 2007

Pfaff 

To waste time or procrastinate. Used primarily when you’re trying to go somewhere and you’re waiting for someone else who is dithering about.

Alternative spelling: “faff”

Stop pfaffing around. We’re trying to go out.

Pfaff by shinsyotta May 30, 2021

pfaff chest 

to have an extremley large chest

see that girl? shes got a nice pfaff chest. Yeah that one right there.

pfaff chest by Bob smitth December 20, 2010

kristen pfaff

Best known for her bass playing in Hole. She was good friends with Kurt Cobain, but not with his wife and her bandmate, Courtney Love. She was also Eric Erlandson's girlfriend for a while. In June 1994, she was found dead in her bathtub by a supposed heroin overdose. But some, even her mother, think that she could have been murdered.

R. I. P. Kristen Pfaff

kristen pfaff by *Bee* July 15, 2008

praffe

The practice effect you get after taking too many online IQ tests.

I thought I had a 140 IQ, because that's what I got on Mensa NO, but my 103 WAIS score shows that I just have too much praffe (and a wrongfully inflated ego).

praffe by ilovetrump2024 February 5, 2023

Paffy 

Roadman slang typically used to describe something cool or amazing

“Bro you missed out on one paffy night while you were working”

“Hey did you just see that paffy ting that just walked through the door?”

Paffy by Paffyboi777 October 26, 2022

Pfeffel 

Pseudo Old English word.
The sound made when polishing a turd.
Slang for unrendered lard.
Deliberate and wilful clown impersonations.
Pfeffeling:
The process of anal ring bleaching by hydroquinones. Banned in the EU.
Pfeffled:
To be sandbagged by Old Etonians
To smile like a Pfeffel :
To continually have a grotesque smirk.

After spaffing on a wall he turned his attentions to polishing turds which pfeffeled softly in the evening sun.
The man stuffing his face looked for all the world like pfeffel.
The chaps from Winchester were well and truely pfeffeled by the Old Etonion Bullindon spaffers..

Pfeffel by The phylogenist March 28, 2019