shinsyotta's definitions

Coproaches

Cops, but specifically when ten cop cars surround someone for a speeding violation or a malfunctioning tail light. Some cop cars even look like cockroaches.

Look... an infestation of coproaches. When there’s one, there’s a hundred.

by shinsyotta May 29, 2021

Blum

A sheep

Look at the blums. They must be cold tonight.

by shinsyotta December 23, 2020

Corvid-19

One of the many crows (or ravens, I guess) that took over traditionally human areas like abandoned cafes during the coronavirus lockdowns across the world.

This place is infected with corvid-19s.

by shinsyotta May 29, 2021

Anti-facer

Someone who is opposed to seeing unmasked faces.

This store requires a mask for entry. They are anti-facers.

by shinsyotta May 29, 2021

Web-o-vision

1. Watching the Youtubes or the Netflixes on the television.
2. Tom Green’s nickname for his groundbreaking show that he streamed from his basement,

Gonna put on the web-o-vision and chill.

by shinsyotta May 29, 2021

Schnozzwanger

Nose

Blow your schnozzwanger.
Blow your schnozz.

by shinsyotta December 23, 2020

Scrawp

To drag one’s body across the floor. Especially to drag one’s rear end across the floor, like a dog. Also can apply to other kinds of floor movement involving friction.

My dog keeps scrawping his butt across the grass. I think he has worms.

Will you kids stop scrawping around. I think you have worms.

by shinsyotta December 23, 2020