Definitions by shinsyotta

Pfaff 

To waste time or procrastinate. Used primarily when you’re trying to go somewhere and you’re waiting for someone else who is dithering about.

Alternative spelling: “faff”

Stop pfaffing around. We’re trying to go out.

Pfaff by shinsyotta May 30, 2021

Coproaches 

Cops, but specifically when ten cop cars surround someone for a speeding violation or a malfunctioning tail light. Some cop cars even look like cockroaches.

Look... an infestation of coproaches. When there’s one, there’s a hundred.

Coproaches by shinsyotta May 29, 2021

Web-o-vision 

1. Watching the Youtubes or the Netflixes on the television.
2. Tom Green’s nickname for his groundbreaking show that he streamed from his basement,

Gonna put on the web-o-vision and chill.

Web-o-vision by shinsyotta May 29, 2021

Anti-facer 

Someone who is opposed to seeing unmasked faces.

This store requires a mask for entry. They are anti-facers.

Anti-facer by shinsyotta May 29, 2021

Corvid-19

One of the many crows (or ravens, I guess) that took over traditionally human areas like abandoned cafes during the coronavirus lockdowns across the world.

This place is infected with corvid-19s.

Corvid-19 by shinsyotta May 29, 2021

Schnozzwanger 

Nose

Blow your schnozzwanger.
Blow your schnozz.

Schnozzwanger by shinsyotta December 23, 2020

Blum 

A sheep

Look at the blums. They must be cold tonight.

Blum by shinsyotta December 23, 2020