Coproaches

Cops, but specifically when ten cop cars surround someone for a speeding violation or a malfunctioning tail light. Some cop cars even look like cockroaches.

Look... an infestation of coproaches. When there’s one, there’s a hundred.

by shinsyotta May 29, 2021

Blum

A sheep

Look at the blums. They must be cold tonight.

by shinsyotta December 23, 2020

Schnozzwanger

Nose

Blow your schnozzwanger.
Blow your schnozz.

by shinsyotta December 23, 2020

Anti-facer

Someone who is opposed to seeing unmasked faces.

This store requires a mask for entry. They are anti-facers.

by shinsyotta May 29, 2021

Pfaff

To waste time or procrastinate. Used primarily when you’re trying to go somewhere and you’re waiting for someone else who is dithering about.

Alternative spelling: “faff”

Stop pfaffing around. We’re trying to go out.

by shinsyotta May 30, 2021

Shoobriness

The warm feeling you experience when sitting in a seat that somebody else just sat in.

Thanks for letting me sit. It’s so cold. I’m just going to enjoy the shoobriness for a few moments.

by shinsyotta March 15, 2019

Pflumff

Onomatopoeia for someone or something moving with extremely low energy or collapsing.

Look at that guy just pflumffing around.

Are you just going to pflumff around all day?

by shinsyotta December 23, 2020