perma-limp 

A permanent limp caused by a previous accident/break/fracture on the legs/ankles/shins/feet/etc.

A person with a perma-limp has a "funny", special walk often mistaken as a weird strut.

Perma-limps should NOT be mistaken as a swagger.

Lexxy: "Dude! There's Andre, over there!"

Trina: "What? Where? How'd you know that's him?"

Lexxy: "It's his signature perma-limp, you can't miss it."

perma-limp by lexxy08 October 20, 2010

Perma Poop 

The outermost ring that surrounds the anus. Usually darker then the rest of the body.

After many years of poorly wiping I bent over and noticed a darker ring around my anus, I have perma poop!

Perma Poop by Damian Wall September 5, 2019

Perma-Short 

In climates with significant weather changes between the four seasons, a Perma-Short is someone who will wear shorts all year round, regardless of temperature. Usually, Perma-Shorts are male with long unruly hair. They usually complement their shorts with an old t-shirt usually displaying something related to dragons, wolves, eagles, or Def Leppard. It is usually postulated that most Perma-Shorts think they are some how getting back at society by refusing to wear coats and pants.

"Who's the Perma-Short in the net shorts across the street? It's fucking 10 below today!!" --> "What a bad ass, that firey dragon t-shirt is ice cold"

Perma-Short by gRip July 31, 2007

perma-scruff 

Perma-scruff is that sexy unshaven look on guys that takes a lot of work to maintain. It looks like they just rolled out of bed, but their facial hair never gets any longer.

Colin O'Donoghue playing Killian Jones (Captain Hook) on Once Upon a Time has BEAUTIFUL perma-scruff.

perma-scruff by thatonegirl02 November 28, 2012

perma-stoned 

The condition of being permanently stoned from smoking marijuana constantly. Those with this condition are often accused of being stoned even given the rare instance when they are sober.

Aaron hits the weed at least four times a day. The kid's perma-stoned.

I can never tell when he's stoned or not. He smokes so much it's like he's perma-stoned.

perma-stoned by pjsiqhh March 14, 2006

perma-virgin 

A person who, for various reasons, is likely to remain a virgin his entire life.

"Did you see those guys playing Dungeons and Dragons at Jason's house? Christ, what a bunch of perma-virgins."

perma-virgin by Aaron Rowe - MadeFromGoats.com September 30, 2002

perma hold 

When one is put into a hold que for technical support or other phone que, and never heard from again. Permanant Hold.

I called Dell to get my computer fixed, but got put on perma hold so I hung up.

perma hold by Dongle April 2, 2003