two-way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

two-way petting zoo by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009

Panting 

The process to putting on pants.

I am PANTING in my room.

Panting by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2022

heavy petting 

foreplay ranging from breast massage to masturbating one's partner, yet no coïtal contact.

we're not married yet, so we're stuck with heavy petting sessions.

heavy petting by xenofobiq August 17, 2004

Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.

Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?

Baby-Punting by MrFred0 June 27, 2022

are you petting my mongoose 

are you vibing with me

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

are you petting my mongoose by Jlock April 5, 2019

children punting 

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.

I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

children punting by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016

Peating

The act of pooping while eating. Pooping + Eating = Peating.

Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me peating. I asked her to give me a blumpkin and she went for it.

Peating by Enlie10 August 23, 2011