wetter than an otters pocket

your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly

you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn

your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?

wetter than an otters pocket by The Devil Put Aside For You May 12, 2021

dusty otter 

To lather ones taint with Vaseline, then sitting in a fine powder, preferably and most often sawdust, a variation on the other aquatic mammal referencing female genitalia: the beaver.

Stacey pocketed the Vaseline and made her way to her fathers workshop to give herself a

dusty otter.

dusty otter by Netroplun May 12, 2014

Hairy Otter 

A very hairy and very wet otters pocket aka vagina.

Truly the prized game catch for the avid hunter.

I shagged her hairy otter in the back of my truck just round yonder.

My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.

My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.

Hairy Otter by Dick Onchin September 9, 2020

ottilia 

Ottilias will always be by your side. They are so pretty but don't know know it. They can be shy at first, but once you are friends with them, you won't regret it. Ottilias always have huge smiles on their faces, making them even more beautiful!

"Friend: I'm friends with an Ottilia. I'm so glad I got to know her! She has a great personality!"

ottilia by Jessie Foxx June 5, 2017

Otter Cough 

the uncontrollable cough/throat tickle you get when eating an otter pop treat.

Damn that otter cough was intense, why does somthign so tasty make you cough?

Otter Cough by sempai73 October 3, 2008

ottermania 

A severe fixation on otters that impairs a person’s life and work, and sometimes even sleep.

It became clear to her colleagues that she had delved into complete ottermania when she was sadly found trying to float in the workplace bathroom sink while slamming a small rock onto a crustacean.

ottermania by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

ottermind 

When you choose to believe that you are an otter, to avoid being emotionally or psychologically present.

I knew that the CEO had called the meeting to announce something of great corporate significance but instead I chose ottermind.

ottermind by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019