Old Timer's syndrome 

An apt mondegreen for Alzheimer's Syndrome.

I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roosevelt"!

Old Timer's syndrome by breakfaster January 4, 2007

old Timer's Adle

Old Timer's Disease aka Alzheimer's

I'm guessing you're starting to get Old Timer's Adle

old Timer's Adle by Master of beargreen August 21, 2023

old timer's disease 

The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."

People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.

Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....

old timer's disease by shocktarts123 June 6, 2016

old timers 

The greatest board on the planet, with even greater people on it.

see also: OT's

"ooooh, your on the net?"
"yeah..."
"whatch'a on?"
"Old timers of course!!"

old timers by emily November 24, 2003

Young guns and old timers 

When you need an excuse to have both younger generations of talent but also keep some old guys around the shop for experience even though they don’t know shit cause they are old and forgot

Their staff is full of young guns and old timers

Young guns and old timers by tracknation66 August 13, 2025

oldtimers 

A generalized condition of forgetfulness or short-term memory loss due to old age, similar to, and almost as bad as, Alzheimer's or senile dementia, but without any specific pathology.

Man, by the time I get from my recliner to the other room, I forget what I went there for. Ever since I turned 50, my Oldtimers has really kicked into high gear!

oldtimers by BackInBlack60 May 12, 2011

oldtimers 

What my friend Cathy P. from NJ calls Alzhiemers Disease.

My Grandmother is suffering from "Oldtimers disease", she can't remember shit anymore.

oldtimers by up2ng April 20, 2005