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Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.
Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
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Clag Nuts 

Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard
Clag Nuts by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Hangin' Nuts 

Stance taken while surfing a wave. In which your nuts free hang without aid from your legs.
I was Hangin' nuts yesterday at the jersey shore.
Hangin' Nuts by VonLoufy June 21, 2013

bubble nuts 

A term used to demean someone so stupid and useless, their nuts have become bubbly and withered in an attempt to stop them from passing on their terrible genes
Jim: Oh shit, I dropped the TV...
Phil: Way to go, bubble nuts!
bubble nuts by ronlogic March 31, 2015

Nurtrapped 

Not giving a fuck about a certain event and smoking instead
Kareem- yo bro I just nurtrapped the fuck out of my American studies quiz
Nurideen- yo respect bro, wanna smoke? I got joints.
Nurtrapped by nurfuckingtrap October 17, 2018

Nigga Nuts 

its when
Nigga Nuts by PBUTPOO May 21, 2020