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none of your Jizzness 

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.
John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!
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none taken 

It is used after anyone says ''no offense''

the recipient of the original comment says ''none taken'' to signal

that he is not offended.
A: No offense, but you suck at math.
B: None taken, who doesn't?
none taken by KUSAGAMI86 January 5, 2014

But that's none of my business

Usually said by Kermit the Frog while he is drinking his lipton tea. Bustin err'body's files onto the internet.

Example: Kermit: "Hello Pastor and First Lady- oh, that's not the first lady... but that's none of my business."

"Your boyfriend asked you to put your finger in his booty? Hm! He must be playing for the other team... but's that none of my business."
Kermit: "Hello Pastor and First Lady- oh, that's not the first lady... but that's none of my business."

"Your boyfriend asked you to put your finger in his booty? Hm! He must be playing for the other team... but's that none of my business."

Noumenism 

1. Noumenism is a 21st century movement of artists and academics whose name derived from Immanuel Kant’s concept of noumena, or unrepresentable reality. Like Kant, Noumenists acknowledge the “Thing-in-itself” that exists outside of the world of phenomenological experience.

2. Noumenists understand the phenomenal and noumenal realms as products of a “reason beyond reason.” This ultimate logic is synonymous with universal notions of the sacred, the divine, the transcendent, and the sublime.

3. Noumenists acknowledge that the Thing-in-itself is not representable to human logic, yet they contend that it is possible to encounter noumena in the phenomenal realm. In this, they stand against pure reason in favor of “unreasonable” forms of knowledge such as bodily knowings and affect.

4. Noumenists create work that encourages encounters with the Thing-in-itself. Their art has meaning only in that it points to that which is above meaning.

5. Noumenism maintains there is an unrepresentable, ultimate reality, that this reality is sacred, and that through phenomenological experience there is access to the noumenal realm. Noumenism advances that which, until recent times, was the very center of artistic practice—a reaching out towards a higher “other,” the real behind the endless parade of signifiers and signifieds.
“Noumenism is creating a veracious and dispassionate faith discourse in contemporary art that reflects the past 100 years of art history and considers the postmodern foundation of 21st century culture.”
Noumenism by noumenism May 15, 2016

IQ-A-NONE 

The imbecilic movement of Trump supporters committed to spreading conspiracy theories and other falsehoods.
Don’t pay any attention to those idiots. They are a bunch of IQ-A-NONE supporters who have the IQ of a grape.
IQ-A-NONE by LaughingAloud January 22, 2021

second to none 

I'm second to none, bitch!
second to none by >0 November 22, 2007