Necktie Cult 

The Federal Government. The politicians, lawyers, journalists, bureaucrats, lobbyists, and other hangers-on who parade in front of TV cameras, trying to make us think they really matter.

So named due the astounding preponderance of neckties worn by all involved.

Big Bear: "Looks like the Necktie Cult wants to raise taxes again."

Heather: "Mmmm. Good thing we're tax rebels!"

Necktie Cult by tuftskins March 23, 2010

necktie party 

necktie party n, A lynching.

Bring the rope, boys! We're inviting the rustlers to a necktie party.

necktie party by blair 152 January 15, 2020

duck wearing a necktie 

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.

Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.

duck wearing a necktie by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020

Gentleman's Necktie 

A cock ring, constrictor band or other device used to squeeze the penis to engorge it.

Sheena loved getting Carl's engorged cock after he slipped on a Gentleman's Necktie.

Gentleman's Necktie by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2015

nigger necktie 

a noose

Hey, string that big lipped, watermelon eating, welfare collecting, white pussy chasing, basket ball playing, making noise all night long, because they're not working, up with this nigger necktie.

nigger necktie by omegs greek February 19, 2009

Sicilian Necktie

A method of assassination said to be used by La Cosa Nostra to "send a message" wherein the victim's throat is slit and the tongue is pulled out through the hole.

Vinnie heard that Big Frankie was going to drop a dime on us, so we had to give him a Sicilian Necktie.

Sicilian Necktie by SalsaShark June 11, 2004

Sand Necktie 

When someone is buried in sand vertically up to his or her neck at low tide, and left for the tide to come in. And old technique said to be used by pirates.

"Yarr! When we reach land, your getting a sand necktie! Yarr!"

Sand Necktie by TangClock May 17, 2009