Musdalo 

a special skill that requires multitasking only a few gifted individual can master.
requiring years of patience, practice, blood, sweat, tears and cum.
Musdalo is the act of shitting while masturbating.
was discovered by Datu Sky boyjakol was bestown to Kenneth Mudtacles and Ira Yatopcrusher.

Rogelio did you just MUSDALO in the public bathroom?
Rio always leave traces after he MUSDALO.
Riley is addicted to MUSDALO

Musdalo by depotaka August 30, 2019

Musked 

When a car manufacturer refuses to honor their own warranty.

The wheel fell off my neighbor's new Tesla right as he drove it off the dealer lot. The service department said it is not covered under warranty, because it is a normal wear item, and said it would be $5000 if he wants it fixed. They really Musked him.

Musked by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019

Museum Nemesis

When visiting a museum or gallery, you will encounter at least one Museum Nemesis. These are the people that you see over and over again that inconvenience you repeatedly during your visit. You can tell your Museum Nemesis by some of the following traits:

-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one

You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.

Jim: That stupid bitch got in my way AGAIN!

Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis

Jim: How I get rid of her?

Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine

Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?

Bob: That's the one!

Jim: ...Awesome!

Museum Nemesis by Danno81 June 8, 2010

micky-muse 

A male muse.
A male (possibly named Michael, Mike, Mick, Micky or Mickey) who inspires a woman in an uncharacteristic or unusual way.
May convince her to participate in an activity solely to please or satisfy him; a Micky Muse is a creative influence or stimulus.

With his power of persuasion, her Micky-Muse prompted her to dance on the pole wearing only leopard print whore shoes and tassels.

micky-muse by xxxsecretg September 19, 2006

Musked 

to be fucked over hard, no apologies.

Buyers of Tesla vehicles, once safety or performance issues are found, discover when seeking remedy that they have been Musked.

Musked by M3 Mentor March 6, 2020

cost of the muse 

Poets are more likely to die young that any other type of writer. From Kaufman (2003). Received a lot of publicity in media in April, May, 2004. Also associated with the Sylvia Plath Effect.

Among the reasons for the cost of the muse is the fact that poets peak earlier.

cost of the muse by pandora June 14, 2004

Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum 

A museum in Michigan which is dedicated to displaying a variety of animatronics and other coin-operated machines. It was originally owned by the late Marvin Yagoda, until he died just after New Year's of 2017, when ownership was transferred to his son, Jeremy Yagoda. Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the museum was forced to shut down temporarily, until Michigan reaches Phase 5 of containment, and was faced with financial trouble due to maintenance on the machines, but thanks to a GoFundMe, they were able to remain afloat. Though Marvin died in 2017, he is attributed with the quotations "Wouldn’t the world be better off if we took nonsense more seriously?", and "Don’t use time or words carelessly; neither can be retrieved".

Furthermore, the "fabloo" band known as "Tally Hall" created an album named after Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum, and Marvin himself appeared in an episode of the Tally Hall internet show

Person 1: I heard there's this one place with some sort of weird robots and stuff down on Orchard Lake Road, called Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum. Anyone wanna come with me?

Person 2: Sure, I think I heard some neat stuff about it online

Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum by Smegma Muncher July 12, 2021