Mulching

A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.

After we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?

Mulching by TechnoKitten72 October 7, 2013

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Meeching

1. When you're committing any gluttonous act; usually pertains to fried foods, sweets, or Dr. Pepper

2. Eating when you're not hungry

3. Cutting someone off when driving, then laughing hysterically about what had just been done.

1.Yo bro... you Meeching.

2. Stop Meeching, some people haven't even gotten their food yet.

3. Why did you have to meech that guy? He's already going 20 over the speed limit.

Meeching by dont blame the azn April 13, 2011

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mulching

you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.

i need a toothbrush... we just got done mulching at the cemetary.

mulching by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003

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Melchinger

1. Soft bodied man child with high blood pressure causing a redness in the face.

2. The semen stuck on the side of the toilet bowl after an ejaculation that will not flush off

3. A girlish belly laugh induced by intense fear

“Man that guy is a real Melchinger. Looks like he’s about to have a heart attack”

“I left a fat Melchinger in your toilet. I’m sorry”

“He was so embarrassed, all he could muster was a Melchinger”

Melchinger by Sani-Cloth October 25, 2019