martins basement 

1) a place where good things go bad, bad girls become saints, straight men become gay, and people that arent virgins, become virgins again.
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl

1) uh...uh... he loved it...in martins basement

martins basement by nando and nickyd March 5, 2010

Martism 

When you have all mental disabilities and your literally retarded

Friend: hey did u get a haircut
Me: (sarcastic) no my hair just magically went away, Man U have martism

Martism by Goober Gauden April 24, 2019

Wet Dream Martini 

Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.

I enjoy adding two olives into my Wet Dream Martini, just to make it extra dirty.

Wet Dream Martini by isaac1365 April 11, 2019

Mariaism 

The religion of Maria. It all started from an email about honors at the University of Michigan...

Mariaism is the religion that the simp army of over 200 members follows religiously.

Mariaism by MuhsinunCool May 1, 2020

Two olives short of a martini 

Missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."

Two olives short of a martini by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010

mastonism 

The belief that furries are the worst of the worst and should be exterminated like the jews

Do you believe in MASTONISM? No, you must be a fucking furry

mastonism by PMcPerson November 27, 2017

Martinus 

Martinus is usually a really sweet and caring guy! He is always there for you, when you need him the most. Martinus is also usually really good looking, and all the girls love him! Martinus is also smart and athletic person.

Person 1: Wow, who is that hot guy over there?
Person 2: It's Martinus!

Martinus by Jokutyttö123 April 2, 2018