lollerism 

A disorder characterized by the excessive use of "lol." leading to physical and psychological harm and impaired social and vocational functioning.

bob: hey joe lol
joe: lol hey bob
bob: hey do you want to go lolerskating? lol
joe: ummmm lol, i think id rather go to the lollerpark and go on the lollercoasters lol.
bob: lol yeah lets see if we can get some people to go lol
joe: lol i called everybody already but nobody picked up lol
bob: lol, yeah i haven't spoken to anyone since we started haning out lol.
joe: yeah thats strange lol.

If you are suffering from lollerism please check out Super Robot

see lollerholic

lollerism by Kevin Bell March 24, 2007

cockerism

When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.

Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!

Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"

cockerism by TheCockerist April 15, 2017

LockerStand

A rare and special form of breakdancing move involving someone's locker or multiple lockers.

Dude, that guy just lockerstanded on that whole row of lockers. What a badass!

LockerStand by Lockerstandman August 17, 2009

LockePisode 

N. (LAHK-PE-SODE) Episode of particular narrative significance, occurring between one and three times per season, often justifying paradigmatic shifts in the laws of the universe, as well as the capabilities and/or limitations of human will.

"Tonight is a Lockepisode, I bet it will be fulcrum to justify an unnatural amount of exposition."

LockePisode by dizeeeeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2010

Lockerstalk 

When someone waits at your locker until you show up.

Dude, I was lockerstalking you yesterday! Where were you?

Man, I hate it when she lockerstalks me. Seriously, give me some time alone.

Ugh, my lockerstalker's there again. Let's just leave.

Lockerstalk by the Appendix November 28, 2011

Lockers 

A game usually played in middle school and high school were the target is to not to be shoved into lockers

Let’s play lockers

Kyle: Pushes Jack
Jack:Shoves Kyle in to lockers
*bang*

Lockers by Admın November 3, 2021

Lockers 

A game played in middle school or high school were you have to shove your friend into a locker, the game is over once the first person to be shoved into a locker and the person who shoved wins; it's usually played with 2 people but can be more but over 4 people literally just be a gangbang of actual anarchy in the school halls.

Tom: Let's play lockers
Kyle: Sure!
Tom: Pushes Kyle
Kyle: Pushes Tom
Tom: Shoves Kyle into a locker
Tom: I win!
Kyle: GG, I'll win next time!

Lockers by Admın November 6, 2021