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lollerism 

A disorder characterized by the excessive use of "lol." leading to physical and psychological harm and impaired social and vocational functioning.
bob: hey joe lol
joe: lol hey bob
bob: hey do you want to go lolerskating? lol
joe: ummmm lol, i think id rather go to the lollerpark and go on the lollercoasters lol.
bob: lol yeah lets see if we can get some people to go lol
joe: lol i called everybody already but nobody picked up lol
bob: lol, yeah i haven't spoken to anyone since we started haning out lol.
joe: yeah thats strange lol.

If you are suffering from lollerism please check out Super Robot

see lollerholic
lollerism by Kevin Bell March 24, 2007
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Lollersk8s 

A term used to describe something ridiculously funny, such as a bunny being mauled by a German shepherd.
Josh: Yo did you hear about that retard that got pushed down a flight of stairs?

Tom: Lollersk8s that made me smile.
Lollersk8s by 1337 house March 28, 2010

Lollerskates 

Hilarity on wheels;
A lesser version of wordLollercaust/word
That joke was Lollerskates!
Lollerskates by Lobsterboy July 15, 2003

lollergasm 

Derived from the internet acronym "lol" This is what happens when you start laughing at something so funny it's practically orgasmic.
God, I'm having a lollergasm from that joke!
lollergasm by yaners August 27, 2006

lollerslut

1. a person who uses lol way to much when talking online

2. a person who uses lol when speaking
Alice: lol, i was like lol
Bob: stop being such a lollerslut
lollerslut by etherealronin March 1, 2005

Lollerskates 

Lollerskates are the only way to outrun a roflcopter that is about to gun you down
Guy1: You can never outrun the roflcopter!!1

Guy2: I wish i had my lollerskates!!11
Lollerskates by Hacheoy May 15, 2009
Lonerism is a state of being alone embraced by mostly schizoids, weirdos, outcasts, loners, ninjas, shaolin heros, and geeks.
I suffer from Lonerism and i enjoy every minute of it!!
lonerism by yadsendew November 28, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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