lif is too short 

Its a play on words, where the word "Life" is expected but it is too short in the sense that the physical spelling of the word "Life" is only 3 letters "Lif". Therefore, instead of responding to one's facebook status that says "Lif is too short" with "Agreed", respond instead with "Ahahahahahaha!!! Nice!!"

Human A: Lif is too short
Human B: Yeah, you only spelled it with three letters, of course its too short!!

lif is too short by AlvinThomson July 3, 2011

mr. lif 

a rapper with a political slant hailing from the The Perceptionists crew.

mr. lif is like DMX but you know smart

"mr. lif run up in the Oval Office The President's nauseous He'd better be cautious Before Lif launches Another assault, his Weaponry's too advanced You give him a glance He might present an ill Bio-chemical sentinel Here it comes"

mr. lif by jah jah jah June 12, 2008

A LIF 

An acronym for 'A Lactose Intolerant Fart"

For those of whom have a lactose intolerance but can not resist the urge to consume dairy will understand that dairy will have an adverse effect on your bodily odours

An extremely smelly fart, caused by consuming lactose when you have an intolerance.

Any fart that smells as though something has died.

Watch out, i just did a lif.

Or.

Fuck thats smells like a lif. You been on the dairy again mate?

A LIF by Ms.UdderlyDisgusting June 30, 2011

Erna Líf

Erna Líf is the most amazing person and the most beautiful woman in the universe! There is no other woman that can top her!! She has so many talents and is gonna rule the world in the future with her glory, charming smile and personality ;)

Boy: I would kill for just talking to Erna Líf for 1 second.

Boy2: She makes my tooth hurt cause she so sweet.

Boy3: DAAAAAMN giiirl!

Boy4: I saved a napkin that she sneezed in. I'm gonna do a voodo to make her love me.

Erna Líf by WantedThug February 3, 2010

bello lif 

What at first seems to be a walking marshmellow, but after a certain amount of time shows some humane acts.

that is a nice bello lif

bello lif by joe.....joe fuk u i luv u December 7, 2004

it's lif 

A variation of 'It's lit,' but for non-normies who are true alpha males and have partaken of the Chad juice.

Can refer to lighting up a fattie spliff, smoking a cone, or highting a mad dab.

Beta: "it's lit,"
Beta 2: *ad-lib "Yeah,"
Alpha Male: *Thinks "stupid normies, it's lif,"

it's lif by Créme de la Penis April 9, 2019

JETSET LIFE HACKS 

A list of 33 success patterns into used to consistently create real tangible positive results and effortlessly overcome all challenges, create real-lasting generational wealth and improve your overall quality of life. These 33 jetset life hacks can be learned quickly as an automatic consequence of raising one's level of consciousness which is merely simply guaranteed by just becoming aware of the list. The list was created by Josh King Madrid aka JetSetFly, who has devoted the five years of his life to learning, practicing, and teaching others about the success patterns that millionaires, professional athletes, celebrities, and geniuses all share.

TImmy: My life sucks man, I wish there was a way to use cheat-codes in real life to become successful.
TheBlondeJon: There is. The cheat codes are known as JETSET LIFE HACKS. Stop being a dummy and read it.

JETSET LIFE HACKS by piaheza September 29, 2022