leningrad

a kick ass russian band, thank you very much

menya zovnut shnur is a fuckin awesome song

leningrad by :D January 12, 2005

legoing 

The art of physically fitting perfectly with someone be it on a couch or bed, essentially an advanced version of spooning. The result is maximum comfort, safety and warmth.

After solving yet another mystery together, Scooby and Shaggy cozied up in the Mystery Machine legoing whilst enjoying massive sandwiches and Scooby Snacks.

legoing by YellowCanary March 20, 2010

Leningrad Steamer 

When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy, and the urethra of the male reproductive system.

Cleveland and that Russian Broad had a leningrad steamer last night with Rylo

Leningrad Steamer by Cheesemonster May 20, 2015

leningasm 

An orgasm achieved by being stunned by the amzing oral (or general) prowess of Vladimir lenin. Often only affecting history teachers of a suspiciously kinky nature, who want to go back in time and start a war in his hot little anus! The smoothness of his legendary bald patch just turns some people on -- what can i say :s

the history class was rudley interuppted when Miss F had a leningasm

leningasm by trotskysbiatch October 2, 2007

Leoning 

To dig out the best piece of cookie dough in a Ben & Jerry's cookie dough ice cream. Then to drop it on the floor. Then realize a few desperate minutes later. That you actually have spent a ridiculous amount of money on a FUCKING tub of ice-cream in a recession. Once realizing this, licking every precious cream liquid off of the floor.

Person A: Yeah man I was having so much fun throwing Ben & Jerry's ice-cream on the floor.
Person B: Man you better start leoning that! Have you seen how much shit that stuff costs?

Leoning by Hannah Leona February 13, 2009

Lenting 

The act of giving of up something, especially meat, for the period of lent.

I am lenting this week, so no meat for me.

Lenting by Christopher Busch January 12, 2009

lending limbo

When in a group of friends with similar interests one is lent something, and in turn lends it to someone else, and someone else, until the owner of the lent item no longer remembers lending it/who currently has the item.

Simon: Hey, have you seen my drill? I thought you borrowed it.
Kittan: Yeah, but it's been lent to at least 4 people past me. It's now in lending limbo.

lending limbo by Space King John October 16, 2008