Krištof 

The nicest, smartest, most amazing, talented and hottest man there is. Not very tall but has huge calves (among other things). Likes to cuddle and talk a lot.

Person 1: "Woah who's that sexy guy?"
Person 2: "That's Krištof, but he's taken."
Person 1: "Oh."

Person 1: *proceedes to kill himself*

Krištof by Frodo321 April 30, 2022

Krištof 

A Krištof family is the most f*uped family you will ever meet. They act really friendly and nice to other people..They hate unwanted guest but still pretend that they are wanted here. They all hate eachother and its best for them to be far away from each other possible.Sometimes they are friendly to eachother but most of the time they arent..

Person 1 : "My family is such a mess"
Person 2: "Is it like a Krištof family?"
Person 1: "No jeez its not that bad"

Krištof by RamizPoplava August 28, 2018

Kristóf 

Kristóf is the best kind of boyfriend ever. He is very caring and lovely, and always thinks of others. He is smart, and excellent in chess. His logic is always immaculate. He knows a lot but likes sharing his knowledge with his friends. He is a born leader and even if sometimes he is emotional, he tends to be calm and well-respected.

Kristóf, you lovely being, i love you!

Kristóf by LiliCapaldi November 21, 2021

Kristof Vampire 

A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.

I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.

Kristof Vampire by The K Master April 18, 2008

Kristof Radocki 

Kristof Radocki is the cutest boy in the world. He has a talent for everything, music, writing, painting, drawing, etc. He can sing really cute. Kristof has many friends, everyone knows and loves him. All girls like him (not just girls). He has a very cool style, not just in dressing. He can charm anyone with just one sentence. He has very soft hair and skin. People would kill for his hair. His sense of humour is brilliant, he can make everyone laugh. Kristof's soulmate is the luckiest girl/boy in the world.

Person 1: Did you hear that? Kristof Radocki has a girlfriend now.
Person 2 : What? I'm going to play a game of "József Attila".

Kristof Radocki by Cicaslany November 22, 2021

Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle 

To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.

What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.

Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020

Kristoff 

An intriguing, smart, charming, and hilarious guy. He will always make you laugh so hard all the time. He is super charming and charismatic.

That guy is so funny and charming! Totally a Kristoff!

Kristoff by Genjiii November 21, 2018