Kobied 

A grenade kill in any FPS must be accompanied with the killer shouting "KOBIED." This call originated from COD4 where a well placed grenade imitates Kobe O'Brien making a basket.

Kaiser: Oh! You just got KOBIED!

Kobied by Kaiser: May 7, 2009

Sascha Konietzko 

Lead singer of Industrial bands KMFDM and MDFMK born in Hamburg, Germany. KMFDM made Industrial for what it is today. KMFDM is better than the best, and of course, harder than the rest.

Wanna listen to KMFDM?

Hell yeah! Sascha Konietzko is GOD!

Sascha Konietzko by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Kolied 

Always promising the allure of sexual relations but never actually delivering on those promises.

OR

A diabolical form of blueballing.

Yo, forget Jeff, that dude has been Kolied for years now.

Kolied by A shadowy man from a shadowy planet October 14, 2004

Koned 

The state of mind you feel once you have sniiffed a big line of ketamine, and smoked a joint of high grade skunk.

Hello dave, u b look a little bit koned

Koned by splodgeaz1 June 28, 2010

Sascha Konietzko 

1. Mastermind behind the band KMFDM.
2. God

see also kmfdm

Sascha Konietzko is the coolest!

Sascha Konietzko by MissIndustrial April 17, 2004

konie 

KonieR is a word to show to another person that you are "a safety blanket".To remember him that you are here for him and you love him to the bone. A person who loves and cares ought to be called that word. You call the person that word that has changed the way you look to the world.

"She is a konie.She cares about me,she loves she is my safety blanket"

konie by georgelypas January 3, 2022

I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her 

Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.

Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.

I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her by Duffy123456789 January 20, 2009