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Rodney Kinged 

1. The act of police stress reduction through judicious brutal beating of patsy in order to alleviate the need to abuse wife, ,mother-in-law, child, dog, cat, neighbor, secret boyfriend or self upon arrival home after shift.

3. Taking advantage of one of the hidden perks of being a policeman, ie. "We can do this because we are police and can and you cannot."
1. Officer O'Flaherty thoroughly Rodney Kinged two suspicious innocent teen-agers who refused to comply with his whimsical dominant demands.

2. I was glad to be Rodney Kinged by the fine officer of the law so that his family and neighbors would be safe when he returned home.
Rodney Kinged by Diogio Rome November 24, 2007
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Tiger Kinged 

When an older homosexual man seduces younger, straight men with elaborate gifts or drugs into a sexual relationship they have been "Tiger Kinged".
Yo, did you see John leave with that older gay guy at the bar , I think he got Tiger Kinged!
Tiger Kinged by JuvenileJeff March 26, 2020

Cycle-Kinged 

the act of acciently ramming your face into a strangers genital area, usually carried out by children and midgets because the lack of height that situates face conviently level with groinal area
1.)when you were 5 years old and your dad bought you a brand new bike from cycle king and you span around with excitement went to hug your dad but grabbed the employee and cycle-kinged him whilst nuzzling his nuts

2.)when a child runs around not looking where they are going you are liable to be cycle-kinged
Cycle-Kinged by dierdre January 11, 2009

Larry Kinged 

The process of old TV hosts getting booted simply because of their age. e.g. Jerry Lewis and eventually Regis Philbin.
Wow I can't believe Jerry Lewis got Larry Kinged this year.
Larry Kinged by JoeNJ2 September 6, 2011

clean kinged 

Getting ripped off, or haveing some belongings stolen.
Man, my shoes just got clean kinged.
clean kinged by autobon August 24, 2006

rodney kinged 

to recieve an "ass kickin'" after a police pursuit. either on foot or in a vehicle
"WHEN" we catch that guy, he's gonna get "rodney kinged"!!!
rodney kinged by carl June 29, 2003

Rodney Kinged 

The act of beating the living shit out of some fucking idiot who desperately deserves it.
I Rodney Kinged that fucking asshole at the bar last night for being an obnoxious drunk.
Rodney Kinged by Maxwell July 16, 2004