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the worst STD you can get.
man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world.

man 2: AIDS

man 1: no, kids.

man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.
kids by urban asshole January 24, 2010
The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.
Trippin Boy: Listen! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know

Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY!!!

(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)

Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?

Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!
Kids by Enatap Ynohtna February 23, 2010
the one thing that keeps you going knowing as long as you treat them as individual people they will always respect you.
my kids are my reason for living
kids by mamajoey June 19, 2008
Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.
I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.
kids by Saints September 29, 2003
these kids gave me nightmare
Kids by okzoomerss January 13, 2020
Your girlfriend sucked my dick and swallowed all my kids.
Kids by G.O.A.T. 69 November 28, 2010