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Jaywalking 

Walking around outside while chiefing cannabis.

Derived from the fact that outdoor tokers usually opt for jays, due to their portable and convenient nature.
"Damn bruh, you're too smacked already? You just showed up!"
"That's because I was jaywalking here, son."
Jaywalking by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 15, 2023

Jayjacking 

The act of someone going about their business, who suddenly feels the urge to masturbate without waiting to find privacy.
Chad- "Dude, my flight is going to be late"

Adam- "What happened? Is their a mechanical problem?"

Chad- "Nah, the pilot started to taxi and suddenly stopped to masturbate"

Adam- "That sucks, pilots are always jayjacking"
Jayjacking by Galacticfish July 27, 2011

Jaywalking 

When a nigger walks out of the store with a fresh pair of J's on.
I saw Demarcus jaywalking out of the store with some stylin' new shoes on.
Jaywalking by D'pez Poopsie March 5, 2014

jaywalking 

moonwalking, sliding, gliding, airwalking, etc., in Air Jordan shoes.
Impressed Bystander 1: "Did you see that? That guy just moonwalked in Jordans!"

Impressed Bystander 2: "He just took it to a whole new level. It's not just moonwalking anymore. It's called 'jaywalking.'"

Impressed Bystander 1: "Word."
jaywalking by chazphenom August 8, 2010

Jaywalking 

jaywalking - the act of walking down the street while smoking a jay
yo bro wanna roll one and go jaywalking?
Jaywalking by Midnitetoker July 7, 2011

JayWalking 

walking and smoking marijuana at the same time
*two people bunning a fat J (joint)
"blud , lets smoke this joint while we walk to the petrol station for food"
"neh blud , jaywalking is a long ting"
"oh safesafe, your walking while bunnin is bare long"
"safe safe"
*both continue bunning the J until it is finished, then after the roach was chucked, they set of for petrol station for bare munch*
JayWalking by dasbait December 30, 2011