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Imminent Graduation Apathy (IGA) 

The feeling that a person gets when they are very close to graduating from their undergraduate/ graduate/ doctoral /advanced field of study degrees.

It is characterized by having no motivation to complete your assignments or study for your labs/exams, or invest any effort at all whatsoever in the remainder of your course work simply due to the fact that you are SO CLOSE to being done.
N: "Oh man, I'm so close to being done my undergraduate degree! I have only two assignments left, but I don't want to do them. Why God Why?!"
D: "You, my friend, have Imminent Graduation Apathy (IGA)"
N: "What's IGA?"
D: Imminent Graduation Apathy. You lack any motivation to invest any effort in the remainder of your course work, given that you are so close to being done.
N: You're right, I do have IGA. Why do I have to get it now, right when I'm so close to being done undergraduate?
D: *Sigh* Such is the way of IGA. It is a disease, like chickenpox. There is no escaping it. Everyone must get it at some point in their lives.
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Imminent Pussy 

A sexual encounter that is likely to occur at any moment; guaranteed sex. A situation where getting ass is all but certain.
Dude, I am feeling so lazy. It is going to take some imminent pussy to get me off my ass!

imminent 

ready to take place; hanging threateningly over ones head.
We are in imminent danger for STD's.
imminent by The Gookster January 10, 2005

immanence 

The phenomenology of the mind as emergent from the geometric center of the human body and ending at the border between the human body and external space.

Mind-body contiguity (congruity).

Distinct from consciousnesses which is postulated to radiate from the space external to the human body and cross the space-body border to be contiguous with the mind (body).
Immanence delineates the hard problem of consciousness: the feeling of consciousness as meta-emergent (fatalistic) or "alien" to perception.

Ie. Consciousness overlaps with (is) the mind but the mind does not overlap with (is not) consciousness.
immanence by tomorrowtomorrow November 3, 2018

imminent global apocalypse 

Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.
What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.

Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?

No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.

imminent 

imminenet....when used in conjunction to mining licences in the DRC this could allude to anytime within the next 10 financial years. The reason being is that the DRC government would rather talk about making billions of dollars from a battery hub whilst grovelling up the global elite and their manufactured climate change rather than acknowledge the elephant in the room which is of course AVZ's mining licence
AVZ are in close contact with the DRC government and the mining licence is "imminent" along with CATH waiving the mining licence criteria which in turn makes their $240m "imminent"
imminent by wolfofasx May 1, 2022

Danger Imminent 

guy 1: who is THAT?
guy 2: That girl is danger imminent.
Danger Imminent by Zannahoria February 20, 2010