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Icing On The Cake 

When you jizz on your shit in the toilet before you flush.
Person 1: Bro I had a fat burger yesterday. I need to go ice the cake.
Person 2: Yeah I like icing on the cake when I eat it too.
Icing On The Cake by D1ngus March 21, 2022
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Icing on the cake 

When a man takes a shit and then masterbates over the toilet until he comes on his shit.
Joe’s friend at work is pretty strange he got caught putting icing on the cake when he took his 10.
Icing on the cake by SweetRee August 29, 2018

the icing on the cake 

an additional benefit to something which is already good.
Getting a car as a present at 18 was awesome; getting a Porsche was the icing on the cake.

verse-icide

The Extermination of one or more universes (including parallels & multi-verses)

It is occasionally practiced by scientific geniuses who are artificially-voiced & wheelchair bound.
The tendency is especially pronounced in the progenitors of machine-creatures.

There have been two factually documented attempts - thankfully both were unsuccessfull.
"Detonate the reality bomb! AHAHAHAHAA"
(Davros, attempting verse-icide from the dalek crucible)

"Activate the Large Hadron Collider! AHAHAHAHAAA"
(stephen hawking, attempting verse-icide at CERN)
verse-icide by ceti331 December 15, 2008

Alaskan Icicle 

The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.
"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."

Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."

icing the bundt cake 

Doing a girl doggy-style and busting a nut on her ass.(The ass being the bundt cake because it has a hole in the middle and the icing being chunky eel chowder)
Just to keep things lively and mix it up a little,I did an "icing the bundt cake" on the missus last night.