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Music-holic 

Hello, My name is E.D. and im Music-holic !!!!! (E.D.Rokwen Jr, introducing himself exactly like in any Self-Help Group meeting)
Music-holic by E.D.Rokwen Jr December 23, 2008

Holicong middle school 

A sucky place with tired students take DONT want to listen to what mr. Shillingford has to say...
Oh also mrs.Smith say “HAPPY MONDAY!” Ugh!

School full of annoying 7th graders
Hip 8th graders

And annoyed 9th graders

“We don’t do this at Holicong”
Holicong middle school sucks and the poor children want to go home and sleep but can’t because of the stupid rules!

Holicong 

Holicong is well-known for being a rich kid school. I can tell you that that is mostly true.

Somehow, although everyone lives within a mile of a cornfield and there are only 7 African American kids in the student body at any given time, many of the students are under the impression that they are "gangsta". They are just deluding themselves. Common hobbies are coming to school high and sexual harassment.

As is common with many other older schools, the architect probably never considered that the school would eventually have so many students (approx. 1,200). I'll leave it at that.

To describe the teachers, a group of them made 1/3 of the 8th grade do a flashmob in front of the rest of the school. This was mandatory, and practices were during Resource/Study Hall.

Even a rich-kid school can be cheap. Holicong dropped German and anything computer-related. Everyone knows that the beloved French teacher will be going next. Every student loves Madame. No exceptions.

Every single computer is crap. True, at least we have them, but what good are they when you can hardly do anything with them?

If you're in 8th grade, your life is Hell and you could end up having P.E. at about 7:45 in the morning because apparently that's ethical.

Homophobia and racism are everywhere. Somehow people think we're diverse. No.

In conclusion, we suck, no matter how much anyone wants to argue otherwise.
Typical Holicong Conversation:

Kid 1: I hate Art.

Kid 2: So do I! I hate this school so much because, seriously, who needs education when you have swag?
Holicong by go_away420 August 7, 2012

myspace-a-holic 

Somebody who checks their myspace every second wishing and wanting to get a message from someone they would actually never talk to in real-life but still thinks theirs a chance for that someone to talk to them.
Im such a myspace-a-holic i have to check it every to seconds or i might miss out on somebody messenging me.
myspace-a-holic by Kaytay October 25, 2005

Selfie-Holic

A person that posts too many selfies.
Selfie-Holic by Guzzin April 28, 2014

holicious 

One for whom can be said, "The Ho is strong in this one." Holicious people are generally female, generally very attractive, but have the qualities of a ho but also the deliciousness of a magnetic quality to their personalities. We all know that ho's come in all shapes and sizes, but what sets someone who is Holicious and just a Ho apart is the levels of attraction they inspire. A Ho can walk into a room and get some attention, but a Holicious Ho can walk into a room and get every man, even the gay ones cheering. Contrary to popular belief, you do not need to be a Ho, in order to be Holicious; as long as you look or carry yourself like a Ho, you may also be Holicious. Circa 1997 @ Las Vegas, NV
And whut was happened was, these two dem freak-ass ho's was all up on his chest and spilling drinks when Shanelle just walked up to the table and served that beer, Holicious as she was. All three of them just stared in wonder at the might of her Holiciousness.
holicious by Electronicoffee April 6, 2010