Gurkel 

Gurkel (Gir - Kell)

A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.

"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"

"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"

Gurkel by Sundog_ November 4, 2014

Gurkey 

A term used by the Youtuber FGTEEV Duddy. Being called a gurkey turkey is the equivalent to being called a scaredy cat.

"Oh, you're such a gurkey turkey!"
"What can I say? I'm kind of a gurkey turkey."

Gurkey by corey2525 December 30, 2020

gorked 

a slang term to describe the state of being high or "drugged up" to the point where one is incapable of basic thoughts and functions. Sometimes used between staff members in hospitals

- How's the guy in room 1209 doing?
- Man, he’s fuckin’ gorked!

gorked by MrPinkPickles December 5, 2007

gurkers

Deep throat action. Originally derived from the noise the that acompanies throat ramming.

I got gurkers last night from Trina
She didn't even taste my nut i was so deep.

gurkers by Vdux August 26, 2007

gunked 

Being reviewed by the Belgian magazine "Gunk", without them having an actual review copy of your game.

Mario Galaxy got totally Gunked!

gunked by DeaviBiter January 3, 2009

gurped 

high from an illicit substance

dude, we hit that yay last nite.
i was sooooo gurped!

gurped by beccabop March 15, 2008

gurned up

To have consumed something which makes you gurn. Most commonly MDMA or Cocaine.
I.e

"I love getting bares gurned up and listening to techno",
"He's not feeling very well, got gurned up last night"

gurned up by Charris March 27, 2015