While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer
A Guffey is one of the most pure beings you may ever come in contact with. The name Guffey is truly a splendid thing to have because it was a royal family from Scotland that came to the Americas during the 1700s. The name Guffey comes from McGuffey again found in Scotland.
An insult 100x worse than n*gger. If you are called this, you should put your face in a blender and live in the woods because clearly you have done something to be so intensely hated, that you have been called a guffer.
Paul: Davy, have you seen my snout ?
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!